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A colossal 200-ounce raw porterhouse steak, featuring both tender filet mignon and a rich New York strip, perfect for grilling or roasting. Its massive size ensures enough meat to feed a family of six, making it the ideal centerpiece for any gathering. With its marbling and quality, this steak promises juicy, flavorful bites that will satisfy even the biggest appetites.

Ideal for a range of culinary creations, from grilling to slow-cooking, this cut brings a perfect balance of tenderness and flavor, making it a standout choice for meat lovers seeking something uniquely satisfying.

Experience the exceptional taste of our free-range, certified organic, sustainably harvested Peackock. Raised in a natural environment without antibiotics or hormones, this bird offers tender, flavorful meat that is both ethically sourced and environmentally friendly. Perfect for gourmet dishes, it ensures a premium dining experience with every bite.

Ethically harvested from free-range polar bears, these premium steaks highlight exceptional quality. The Ribeye is juicy and marbled, ideal for grilling. The Tenderloin is tender and buttery, perfect with a quick sear. The New York Strip offers bold flavor and is great for grilling. The Porterhouse combines tenderness and robust taste, excellent for roasting. The Flank Steak is flavorful, best marinated and grilled. Each cut reflects high standards and sustainable sourcing.

Introducing our colossal half rack of ribs, brontosaurus-sized and perfect for feeding a crowd of 25. This impressive cut offers tender, succulent meat with a smoky, savory flavor that will delight any gathering. Ideal for barbecues, parties, or special events, it’s sure to make a memorable meal for everyone at the table.

Indulge in our select cuts of free-range Bottlenose Dolphin, offering a luxurious dining experience reminiscent of filet mignon. With their rich, tender texture and exquisite flavor, these premium aquatic mammal filets deliver the same refined quality and satisfaction as a top-grade steak, making them a perfect choice for an extraordinary meal.

Discover the allure of our large filet cuts of Narwhal, crafted to create a magical dining experience. Each filet boasts exceptional freshness and delicate flavor, transforming any meal into a culinary adventure. Perfectly suited for elegant dishes, these exotic cuts promise a taste of the extraordinary with every bite.

Indulge in the rich, robust flavors of our succulent cured salami, crafted from the finest exotic meats. This unique delicacy blends the bold essence of carefully selected wild game with traditional curing methods, resulting in a luxurious, melt-in-your-mouth experience. Perfect for the adventurous palate, this gourmet salami offers a distinctive taste of the wild, delivering a savory and sophisticated treat for connoisseurs of fine charcuterie.

Experience the irresistible flavor of our mouth-watering, lightly smoked summer sausage, made from ethically harvested African Forest Elephants. This gourmet treat blends the delicate smokiness with the natural richness of wild game, creating a perfect balance of savory and aromatic notes. Ideal for adventurous food lovers, this unique sausage offers a satisfying and bold taste that’s perfect for any charcuterie board or outdoor feast.

Discover the bold taste of our savory, fully cured sausage made from sustainably harvested silver back gorillas, perfectly crafted for the adventurous diner on the go. This gourmet delicacy is packed with rich, wild flavors, offering a satisfying bite wherever your journey takes you. Smartly packaged for convenience, it’s the ideal companion for those who crave something extraordinary, even in the most rugged of settings.

Savor the rich and robust flavors of our hearty, fully cured nuggets, crafted from the most patriotic of apex predators . Each nugget delivers a satisfying bite, blending the tender taste of premium white meat with a hint of wild adventure. Perfectly cured breast meat for a unique, gourmet experience, these nuggets are the ultimate treat for those who appreciate bold, one-of-a-kind flavors.

Experience the unique flavor of our 16 oz jamón ham made from ethically harvested Sea Otter. Cured to perfection, it offers a rich, savory taste with a hint of wild complexity. Each tender, marbled slice is ideal for gourmet charcuterie boards or enhancing any dish with a touch of sophistication.